I FUCKIN’ LOVE PARADES

CBS is the only channel I get so that’s where I’m watching. I checked out the Verizon sponsored live stream on Youtube but that looked awful. If you read this post before noon EST on Thanksgiving, you’ll need to continuously refresh. Because Twitter this is not. 


  • The first Broadway performance was Come From Away and it was indoors… why?? Should I be watching on NBC??
  • Is this even a parade? Now we’re watching Kelsey something sing. An entire song. Inside.
  • They said she’s going to perform again. Why?!
  • It’s 20 minutes in and I haven’t seen any of the parade. Is that normal? Maybe it is. Usually I’m running around the kitchen at this time.
  • Still no parade but they’re showing Waitress so I guess I’m not too upset.
  • OLAF!!!
  • I just spent probably 15 minutes trying to live stream NBC but it’s not available in my area. Why is that even a thing?!
  • My mom just called and said, “Are you watching the parade? I love this Anastasia performance.” Then when I told her I’m watching on CBS she said, “Oh I saw that and didn’t like it so I changed the channel.”
  • Sweet baby Jesus this dude has way too much energy. It’s not even 10:00.
  • More commercials?!? Kill me now.
  • SC marching band–represent!!
  • I love those cute little feather hats.
  • Casual Victoria’s Secret angel.
  • Scrat chasing his acorn! I love him.
  • “Jet lag is real”
  • I love this little cape thing that Kelty has on.
  • Nothing about the name Martha Hunt sounds like a VS Angel. She feels like one of us. Like all the little Marthas out there could aspire to wear million-dollar wings one day. What a beautiful world we live in.
  • I’m not saying I want to see a balloon float away because I know it can actually be fatal, but…I want to see a balloon float away.
  • I want a gif of the people that were just gobbling in their turkey hats.
  • These have to be the worst parade hosts I’ve ever witnessed.
  • It’s funny when you can tell that the parade hosts are grasping at straws and don’t know what to talk about.
  • I love these cheer costumes! They remind me of Rainbow Brite.
  • I love using my twitter to let people know I hate them. Don’t worry, I just told CBS.
  • I have ascertained that NBC must have special rights to parade coverage which means I’m not going to see the Rockettes perform and which means this “live” update is actually very lame.
  • Ugh. I tried.
  • The Universal Playground float….that’s what I want! That thing looks hella dope.
  • “It’s my boyfriend. I love him.”   -Stephanie, talking about Jimmy Fallon
  • Well that was a disappointment…

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

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